Kinky Lizard Cafe Espresso Bar Menu
Kinky Lizard Cafe Espresso Bar menu gallery
Choose your favorite dish
Coffee
Teas
Iced Drinks
Ice, vanilla ice cream, milk, double espresso, topped with whipped cream
Ice, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, milk, double espresso, topped with whipped cream.
Ice, milk and double espresso.
Double Espresso over ice and water.
Ice, chai syrup and milk
Premium matcha powder, ice and milk
Ice, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, milk, topped with whipped cream
Premium Matcha, Ice, Strawberry Milk, Strawberry Puree topped with milk
Premium Matcha, Ice, Mango Puree topped with milk
Cold-pressed Juice
Apple, lime, pineapple, pear, ginger and carrot.
Green apple, spinach, kale and lemon.
Beetroot, apple and celery.
Pineapple, mango, passionfruit and orange.
Smoothies
Banana, green apple, spinach, ginger and coconut water.
Banana, honey, cinnamon and coconut water.
Banana, honey, blueberries, oats and almond milk.
Watermelon, strawberries, ice and coconut water.
Mango, banana, vanilla ice cream and milk.
Banana, mix berries and coconut water.
Milkshakes
COFFEE ADD ON´S AND EXTRAS
From a reviewer’s perspective, the menu at Kinky Lizard Cafe Espresso Bar at 78a/20 Royal St, East Perth presents a straightforward yet well-rounded café selection that leans heavily into classic café staples with plenty of variety across drinks. The coffee list covers all the essentials, including Long Black, Espresso, Flat White, Latte, and Cappuccino, offering familiar options for both strong black coffee lovers and those preferring milk-based drinks. Tea drinkers are also catered for with choices such as English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Lemongrass and Ginger, Peppermint, and Green Tea, providing a simple but balanced alternative.
For colder options, the iced drinks section includes Iced Coffee, Iced Mocha, Iced Latte, Iced Long Black, and Cold Brew, which suggests the café is well-prepared for warmer days or takeaway refreshment. The cold-pressed juice selection stands out for its playful naming and health-focused appeal, featuring Bazinga, The Green Hulk, Dr Beets, alongside Tropical and Apple juices, giving a fresh and vibrant dimension to the menu. Smoothies such as Green Smoothie, Banana Smoothie, Breakfast Smoothie, Watermelon Freeze, and Mango Magic further reinforce the café’s emphasis on light, energising options.
For those seeking indulgence, the milkshake range includes Vanilla, Strawberry, Caramel, Chocolate, and Spearmint, offering classic flavours that suit a dessert-style treat. To personalise drinks, the café provides coffee add-ons and extras such as Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Syrup, Hazelnut Syrup, Honey, as well as alternative milks including Soy, Almond, Oat, and Lactose Free, plus an Extra Shot option for stronger coffee preferences. Overall, the menu feels accessible and versatile, balancing everyday café favourites with a few playful, health-oriented choices.